clockworkvaudeville:

when your parents try to explain a million things to you and youve just woken up

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(via phobias)

pubicles:

Becoming a cold hearted bitch wasn’t really what I planned to do with my life but here I am

(via armadillo)

clestroying:

clestroying:

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off

(Source: clestroying, via relahvant)